🌽 Corny Joke Thread - Not sure where to start? CLICK HERE!

[Ray]

If you're new to forum posting, it can seem pretty complicated or overwhelming.
Fear not! The only rule in this thread is very simple: Post your corniest joke here.

Sufficiently groan-worthy replies will receive the coveted corn stamp. I'll start.
What do you call two banana peels? 🍌

Spoiler

A pair of slippers!

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[DJ]

How many Great Westerns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Spoiler

Only one but he's gotta tell you about both ways to do it first.

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